sassy, smart & single gal’s dairy…
Dear Diary,
I was chosen to represent
the all American single girl looking to meet Mr. Right. I think that’s a compliment.
Anyway, like anyone out there, I just want a good guy. You know, someone who
listens. Someone who’s fun. He’s got to be funny. Of course cute. Smart.
Sensitive. Responsible. Knows how to take care of himself (I don’t want to
get spiked by a toenail in the middle of the night).
Like, it’s okay if he’s
into things I’m not as long as there’s spooning. And I’d like it if would
dance with me. I’m sick of guys who don’t know how to cut loose. Pull out
the chair once in a while. Meet my family. Did I mention style? Pleated pants
& Flip Flops with socks are a big NO.
See, the whole misconception
is… because I want to find a real person AND a best friend as well
as a boyfriend, I won’t find someone who thrills me. …Like they’re mutually
exclusive. I don’t buy it.
Oh yeah, and a good butt!!!
Okay, I’m off to be documented
in some stupid cartoon book. More later…
funny stuff 
ha ha ha…
